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Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-7-16

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 7 April 2016

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about fat bosses, being brave and counting to seven.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday Monday morning podcast and

0:10.1

I'm just checking in on you

0:12.4

What's going on? How are you? How's your week going?

0:15.8

You haven't a rough one. Well, it's okay. It's almost over. It's Thursday, you know

0:21.0

Don't you hate your boss a little less on Thursday?

0:23.6

He comes in and he goes over there and do what I say and you're like, oh, chubby cheeks

0:30.8

You know, would you love to say that to him?

0:34.5

Just grab his muffin top. Oh, watch me to do something

0:42.6

Did you technically get fired for that?

0:46.1

He all you have to do is just when you're going in for the disciplinary meeting

0:50.0

He just you know, you just stay in the pocket just be like I have no problem

0:56.6

Doing what this man says, but I can't fight the fact that yeah, I think he's adorable. Let me look at him

1:03.2

Don't you want to go up there and give him a little you know?

1:06.3

Huh? Well put on a tie today, you know

1:11.1

That's a fucking great way to get your ass fired

1:13.6

I don't know what if everybody does it though, you know, the strength and numbers

1:18.0

Is this like a Sally field movie?

1:20.7

Should I be fucking standing up holding a sign?

1:24.3

You know union right still brave it was so brave what she did in the mind

1:33.2

Is there any word more overused in the entertainment specifically the movie acting business than brave?

1:39.3

Jesus fucking Christ as any actor ever looked up that fucking word?

1:48.5

The way you went out there with that band-and it was such a brave performance

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