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Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast 4-4-16

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 4 April 2016

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about cake walks, psychos and Detroit.

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr in a

0:03.2

Stunt for the Monday Morning Podcast for Monday, April 4th, 2016. How's it going? How are you?

0:13.2

I am in Ottawa, Canada right now. Oh, Canada. It's fucking freezing here. Every time I come,

0:27.0

I know Astral stick together. Yeah, we did fucking, I'm gonna say Wichita. I don't know what the

0:37.9

fuck they're doing in place. Windsor. We did Windsor, Meversy and fucking Joey B. Joe

0:44.3

Bartonick, we did Windsor the first day. I don't even know what day that is yet. Friday. We did it on

0:53.0

Friday. I brought this little fucking bitchy coat. Near calls it the Kleenex coat. It's just

1:01.7

just sling all those little ones. Remember in the 70s when they had the big,

1:05.8

coffee coats? Well, they still make in the coffee coats, they're not just like, they're like

1:11.0

little ones. They look like little, you know, like you hear a rib shack in the open,

1:17.2

a little thing and they're giving a little moist, a little towel that looks like there's a bunch

1:20.4

of those zones into the coat. You know the thing. You know what the fuck code I'm talking about.

1:24.8

Well, there's a little north, north face numbers. So I got that in a hoodie because I looked at the

1:29.4

fucking forecast and it said that, you know, it's gonna be like 50 degrees and that coach good

1:38.7

down to 40. So I thought I was fine. And I was fine. I was snugged like a little bug in the rug.

1:44.9

For the first, was it two A's? Well, that was either second day.

1:53.2

Oh, the second day I was at Casino Ramah. That's right. That's when I started the snow.

1:59.6

And that's when I started questioning my, my jacket game is the young kids say,

2:04.4

my jacket game was not on point, however. By the way, I didn't bring any of my fucking

2:11.2

podcast equipment because, you know, this trip is a motherfucker. All right. This is one of these,

2:18.1

it's known in my business as a thrash. All right. Sometimes you go on the road. It's a fucking

2:24.8

cakewalk. All right. Whatever the fuck that means. What is a cakewalk? I know I've never even looked

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