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Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-6-17

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 6 April 2017

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about applesauce money, ball tapping and robot visitors.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burn, it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before

0:05.9

Friday Monday morning podcast and I'm just checking in on you. I'm just checking in

0:14.9

on you. Sorry, I'm just checking in on you to see now you have weeks going. A little

0:19.3

a half hour checking in. How you doing? Are you doing okay? Fan fucking tastic. You

0:26.5

know it's funny. I'm always a day late in a dollar short to shit. So I fucking got a

0:30.4

YouTube page now. We're doing all this animation. I'm fucking hiring people to do stuff. Try

0:36.0

to get this fucking thing going. So someday I won't even have to leave my house. All I

0:39.7

got to do is just sit here rambling about crazy shit as I slip into fucking sinility and

0:46.2

I'll still be able to eat my apple sauce. I'll still be able to pay for some fucking apple

0:50.8

sauce. All right, that is what that is what old age is all about. Okay, you don't leave

0:57.3

your house but checks are still coming in. Okay, you got a cup of full of fucking apple

1:01.1

sauce. Once you open them, you put them in the fridge, you know, even though it hurt

1:04.5

your teeth. Right? Because you got to have fucking nerve involvement and all you fucking

1:09.4

like a teeth, right? You go back to eating the same shit you used to eat as a baby. It's

1:14.9

just like apple sauce is Gerber food for fucking old people, right? So you got that. What

1:19.7

else do you have? You mix a little mayonnaise in there. Anything you don't have to fucking

1:22.4

chew. So I'm getting the YouTube page going and you know what these fucking constant YouTube

1:27.6

do now? If I can't even tell you that this thing, would they decide if what the fuck happened

1:33.4

on your thing is a little too offensive like they fucking decide and then you don't get

1:38.8

any of the ad money. And I'm like, but the ad's still there who gets the money. YouTube

1:43.0

keeps it fucking unbelievable. I'll tell you right fucking now. The number one commandment

1:48.9

broken. I'm telling you, it's stealing. And there's more stealing that goes on on the legal

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