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Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast 4-3-17

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2017

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about kissing in public, psychos and listening to your gut.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, April 3rd,

0:07.0

2017 was going on, how are you?

0:10.1

As a guy, oh, the white guy deaf jam voice a little white guy deaf jam voice. I'd taken you back through a little comedy history

0:18.2

Remember that the height of black guys do this white guys do that and was always

0:22.4

I have a tap that fucking voice. You ever see a white guy standing a chair? Oh, sit the chair

0:27.8

Oh

0:30.2

I mean a black guy when he sits in a chair he sits in the mother fucking chair white guy said oh jeez

0:35.1

I have to sit out here actually I do my taxes every fucking joke

0:41.0

crushed

0:42.2

Fucking crushed that was the black comic version of white guys going talking about flying on airplanes

0:48.7

Comparing dogs to cats. That's more like it. You know dogs you're friend of cat or doesn't fucking, you know

0:54.9

That's actually still not a complimentary voice for a white guy, but I don't think that was a complimentary voice for a black guy

1:00.4

So I think I'm in the clear when it comes to political correctness

1:06.0

Oh my god, what a fucking weekend I had man. I had a great time

1:10.1

You know, I had a great time. I watched the fucking Bruins pick up four points this weekend

1:14.3

All right and put themselves back into the driver's seat

1:18.9

At least of their own destiny

1:20.9

All right by beating the Florida fucking

1:24.8

and

1:27.6

Thank God the Chicago black cocks had the decency to rest most of the good guys in their team

1:32.4

We really pick up another two points. So thank you to the city of Chicago

1:37.5

Next deep dishes on me if I run into you not the whole fucking city just one of you fatties

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