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Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-29-21

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.734.1K Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2021

⏱️ 110 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about breaking up, sponsorships, and checking out of society.

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0:00.0

Hey man, what's going on? It's Bill Byrd. It's time for the Thursday afternoon just before

0:09.2

Friday Monday morning podcast and I'm just checking in on fucking you. What's going

0:19.4

on? How are you? Oh shit, it's Thursday dude. It's fucking payday. Gonna fucking go to

0:29.3

the to the Angelo's and get a fucking steak and cheese. Fucking barbecue chips.

0:37.4

Always hated barbecue chips. Never tasted good. You know, you just go, you got to go with

0:43.0

the originals. That's what I do. Once a week I go out and I get myself on it. I get

0:46.9

myself a nice fucking sandwich, right? With an orange phanta and chips. That's what I did

0:53.7

yesterday. Yesterday afternoon I had a little bit of a window because this

0:59.2

is the new me. Now I realized that I'm fucking I do too much. Hey, Bill, you're doing too

1:09.6

much. Why don't you fucking take it down a little bit? Yeah, I'm a fucking lunatic.

1:16.2

You could give me 24 hours off and I will before I even get my fucking foot, my pasty

1:22.8

freckled foot out of bed, I will think of things that will time me up until at least

1:26.6

four in the afternoon. Oh, I got the whole day off. Oh, maybe I'll do this. And I'll do this.

1:31.6

And I'll fucking it. That's what the fuck I do. Because if I don't fill up the day, then

1:39.9

I have to sit there and be alone with my own thoughts. That's what it is. I always thought

1:45.1

for years I was driven. I thought I was I thought I was an achiever. I wasn't. I wasn't.

1:54.1

I was just depressed. So I was trying to get away from it. Because like all good German

1:59.5

Irish people, you're not going to sit there and live with your emotions. You're going

2:05.2

to fucking run just in front of them. You know, your emotions are like some overbearing

2:10.0

dead that's trying to live his sports stream through you, making you do road work at

2:14.1

like five in the morning. He's got his head out the window yelling at you. And you're

2:17.5

just trying to stay a little bit in front of the car. So maybe the yelling doesn't sound

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