Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday May 3rd,

2021 what's going on? Oh, yeah, how's it going man? How was your how was your weekend?

Do you have a good one?

Do you enjoy yourself? I had a great one. I hope you did too. Oh Bill. Oh, did you did you do a podcast today to throw your air quote great weekend in our faces?

Yes, I did. I said did I had a great weekend and while whilst

trying to control my temper as I told you guys, I'm not angry anymore. I understand why I was angry, but I need I need

new

coping

mechanisms. I

swore to God if you guys saw what I flipped out about on say

Yeah, like in both flip outs were within um, I

don't know like fucking three minutes of each other and I was doing so fucking great

is what happened. So we decided to have a little pool day, right?

Get the kids in the pool. Dad's making the burgers doing all of that shit, right? And I did the whole

fucking thing, right? I took the sole of tap off the fucking little splashy pool we got there, right?

Of course, it's all fucking turned in green and shit. I don't know what happened, right? So I got to hose that fucking thing off

fucking hose. I got

doesn't have like

I don't have it one of the way to call it the nozzle thing, right?

So I go to my wife. I'm going to run down to the hardware store. I'm going to get a nozzle and she's like, what do you need that for?

I'm like, well, I'm going to get it so I can spray off the the tarp because it's got a bunch of green shit on it

I got it. I got to get rid of that and she's like, okay, is that something we can do after the kids?

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