Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-2-20

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.7 • 34.1K Ratings

🗓️ 2 April 2020

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about making your bed, armed drones, and a report from the kitchen.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on?
0:03.0	It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning
0:07.4	podcast.
0:08.4	I'm just checking in on you.
0:14.0	Did you know it was Thursday?
0:18.8	Now you guys, if you're starting to lose track of the days, what you know, now you know
0:23.4	what it's like to be a comedian when you have no gigs.
0:29.2	Then you've lost your day job and you're just sitting there going, what the fuck is going
0:33.5	to happen next?
0:35.4	Is it Saturday already?
0:37.1	It's only Tuesday.
0:38.1	What the fuck happened?
0:39.1	I forgot today was Thursday.
0:40.4	That's why this thing's a little bit late.
0:42.6	But who's kidding you?
0:43.6	You got to be sleeping in at this point, right?
0:46.1	You're still waking up early to get the latest information.
0:49.1	Here's the latest information.
0:50.6	Stay the fuck inside, you dumb cunts.
0:54.9	Still, you know, I'm not saying can't go for a fucking drive.
0:57.9	Keep the windows up, you know.
1:02.0	Just don't understand it.
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