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Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-18-24

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 18 April 2024

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about the 80's, war for resources, and driving at night in Los Angeles.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(32:50) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 4-18-16 Bill rambles about getting mauled,
French maids, and vampires.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: The Allman Brothers - Jessica

Transcript

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0:00.0

What's going on do?

0:05.0

It's Bill Burr, it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday, Monday,

0:08.5

Money Podcast and uh-huh-huh, check it in on you.

0:13.0

Ew.

0:14.0

Oh, hey.

0:17.0

Um, sorry, um, you might think, oh, Jesus, Bill, did you have a cup of coffee?

0:21.0

No, I did not.

0:22.0

This is not me. Wired wired this is me over tired

0:25.3

oh Billy fucking baseball oh Billy red socks I've been watching the

0:31.0

fucking red socks getting through this whole this tough stretch

0:34.6

everybody's hurt Trevor's story what's the story he's out for the fucking season that kid

0:39.0

O'Neill hits all the home runs banged into some other guy, but guess who stepped up tonight, guess who stepped up.

0:46.0

Uh, Tana, fucking how pitched a gym.

0:50.0

Pitch a gym. Full nine innings. full nine innings full nine innings and got the win over the Cleveland

0:58.1

Guardians it's amazing you know we're getting older as a sports fan. It's like the

1:03.6

fucking teams move, they change the names. It's, uh, it's incredible.

1:10.0

The lack of effort that we've done to try to make up for that genocide of those people.

1:15.0

Tell you what, after fucking 100 something years later, we'll change the name of a baseball team.

1:22.0

I don't... It was out of respect. Hey can we have some of our

1:28.0

land back? No, no you can't. No you can't. Public apology, not happening. However, they're called the Cleveland Guardians

1:35.8

now. You're welcome.

1:39.4

Enjoy your casinos, four of you. White people that's how we do it. So is it how we do it or is that

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