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🗓️ 15 April 2024
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Bill rambles about presenting an award, the passage of time, and more corporate lingo.
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0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burris, time for the Monday morning |
0:04.2 | podcast for Monday, fucking April 15, 2024. What's going on? |
0:12.3 | How are ya? 2024 what's going on how are you how are you doing good you like me you're trying to |
0:18.2 | control your temper right now which I've been doing really good at really well at. I don't know how you say it. |
0:25.6 | I can't find my microphone that I usually use so the podcast doesn't sound as good. |
0:30.6 | I was able to handle that. I go out to my fucking garage and I'm like, you know |
0:40.1 | what, I'm going to do my podcast. The Red Sox have the Patriots Day game on. |
0:44.4 | It's one of my favorite fucking games of the year. |
0:47.4 | Gonna sit out here in my garage slash office |
0:50.9 | slash place that I can cry in private and I go to put the |
0:54.7 | fucking game on and the signal doesn't work and I just just literally lost my |
0:58.6 | shit it's just like this fucking thing I swear to God it's like a |
1:02.2 | government government experiment I |
1:04.0 | pissed off someone in the government with some fucking bit I did about them sucking the |
1:08.4 | dicks of the aluminati and how they're getting me back is it like you know what an audit you know that seems a |
1:14.7 | little two thousand fucking thirteen I got it let's every time he wants to go into his |
1:20.9 | fucking office and have a little solitude and watch a |
1:24.0 | fucking game the signal doesn't work. Second I put it on. Then as a stupid thing |
1:30.7 | that comes up to troubleshoot and you hit okay and it gives you no |
1:34.2 | information whatsoever. |
1:37.4 | Fucking ridiculous man. I love the fucking Patriots Day game. |
1:42.6 | Comes on at like 8 in the morning out here. |
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