Monday Morning Podcast 4-22-24
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 32.8K Ratings
🗓️ 22 April 2024
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Bill rambles about 'getting too old for this shit', Maynard's birthday show, and blue collar lingo.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Monday morning |
| 0:04.3 | podcast for Monday, April 22nd, 2024. What's going on? How are ya? How's it going? I'll tell you right now I don't got time for this shit. |
| 0:18.0 | You know what I'm saying man? I'm fucking busy Sunday night trying to knock this out because I don't got time for this |
| 0:27.4 | shit I'm coming at you guys like an old school dad that's doing some shit and he ruins it because the whole time he's doing |
| 0:34.8 | the shit all he does is tell you he doesn't have time for this shit. |
| 0:37.2 | Come on get a goddamn car Christ I don't got time for this shit. |
| 0:40.4 | Well you don't even get your seatbelt just fucking sit down and shut the fuck up. |
| 0:45.2 | You goddamn mother fucking set this whole fucking thing up, does she tell me? |
| 0:49.4 | Well, ma'amamamamamamamamamamamamamam. |
| 0:50.8 | It's in back and down the driveway. |
| 0:52.1 | Does she tell you? |
| 0:53.0 | Of course she does it. |
| 0:55.0 | I'm living in her fucking world, her rules. |
| 0:58.0 | What the fuck I ever got married for? |
| 1:01.0 | Quit your crime. |
| 1:02.0 | I don't got time for this shit. That sums up the dads when I was |
| 1:08.2 | growing up. Dads didn't have time for this shit. Then Hollywood took it and realized that I don't have time for |
| 1:15.9 | this shit coming out coming from a dad saying it to his kids was too sad so |
| 1:20.3 | they switched it up and they turned it into I'm too old for this shit and then they just had to be about cops that were like you know |
| 1:28.8 | Really close to retiring which is fucking hilarious. I love that they're really close to retiring, |
| 1:33.4 | but they're still out in the street having gun battles. |
| 1:36.1 | It's like, what, what, what the fuck |
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