Hey, it was going on as Bill Burnett's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning podcasted.

I'm just checking it on you.

What's going on? I'm actually doing this podcast. I'm in the middle of a radio tour right now.

I have a 15 minute break and I'm on my way to the fucking airport after that and after I buy ClioDio, I gotta buy some dog food.

You know, so my wife has some of the feed you. Isn't that right, buddy? All right, get out of here. Go lay down, cutie.

So I got a full day so I'm trying to knock out 15 minutes before I go back to doing the radio tour, which is why I sound like I'm already often running as opposed to my, I guess I'm never chilled or laid back.

So I've been doing morning radio to hype my St. Louis and Kansas City dates that are coming up.

And then also I got this Canadian tour that I'm doing.

And so I just went on the fucking radio all day and everybody's just, you know, I thought more Canadian fucking DJs were going to bust my balls about the Bruins.

I guess you can't, you know, considering not one Canadian team is going to make the fucking playoffs, which is playoffs, which is insane.

Not one of them, Clio, can you believe it? Not the fucking blue blockade, dooshes, not Ottawa, not Toronto, Toronto, Toronto.

Not the fucking, the Calgary Flames, the Edmond and Oil is the Vancouver Conucks or the Winnipeg Jets, you know, I don't think that's good for hockey.

I mean, it's a funny thing to bring up as an American when I go up there and believe me, it will be brought up. No, I'm not going to rub your faces in it. How could I?

My God damn Bruins, you know, we're at three seed now. We're like, we've launched six of the last seven.

Fucking unbelievable. Thank God for Toronto. Got to love Toronto. Most generous fucking team out there.

I always did a picky up off the mat, aren't they? That's the only team we beat. Fucking lost everybody. Rangers, Panthers, San Jose, Anaheim, the Kings, and then we just fucking lost two to one.

Had Bragg to the fucking Devils. Not only for playing bad, I still think we're going to get in there. You know what I mean?

I just want us to make the playoffs. So fucking clickbait, Dan Shaunasi doesn't start writing his dumbass fucking articles about how they need to do something.

So be a coach is so fucked up because you got to deal with the Dan Shaunasi's of the world. How unathletic does that guy look? You know what I mean?

He doesn't even look like he plays chess either. He just looks like a dope.

That's saying I don't, but I've never just seen a deck. Fucking guy should be run out of Boston.

His whole fucking thing he lives for the moment when the home team isn't doing well. That's his whole fucking thing.

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