Monday Morning Podcast 3-28-16

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.8 • 32.8K Ratings

🗓️ 28 March 2016

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Bill rambles about scooters, skateboards and STDs.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on?
0:02.1	It's Bill Burn, it's time for the Monday,
0:03.6	Monday, Monday, Monday, March 28th, 2016, the year of the YAC, whatever the fuck it is
0:11.8	in the Chinese New Year, I have no ideas.
0:13.4	Isn't that New Year next month?
0:16.8	How does that work with those people?
0:19.7	You know, I don't get it.
0:22.6	I just don't understand why we're on standard and everybody else is on metric.
0:26.8	We just pick one fucking calendar, one unit of measurement.
0:31.8	You fucking go over to Europe, Jesus Christ, metric, and then some old guys talk, hey,
0:36.8	wait, fucking 20 stone, 20 stone.
0:41.2	I mean, I guess we're still saying horsepower.
0:45.2	Jesus fucking, what size stone?
0:47.2	What are you fucking, Freemason?
0:51.0	Is your buddy in the Illuminati?
0:54.0	Is that where he's at?
0:55.0	You're a little secret group, you think you're going to make it, buying up land on the
0:57.8	aquifers?
0:58.8	Is that what you're going to do?
1:00.0	And then what?
1:01.0	Huh?
1:02.0	All the robots are going to take everything over, right?
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