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🗓️ 24 March 2016
⏱️ 66 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on is Bill Burr and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday Monday morning podcast and |
0:16.6 | Who what's going on? How are you? |
0:22.4 | This is sound sound fucked up here. You know what is you guys probably wonder why Bill? |
0:25.6 | Why don't you when you get the fucking sound right? Why don't you just set it set it and forget it? |
0:31.8 | I mean that shit you turn on and oven just forget about it. Just fucking walk away from it |
0:38.6 | I bought one of those things the thing was this shit. I don't know. I can't remember what ever happened to it |
0:43.1 | Stick a whole fucking chicken in there, you know, and I would set it, but I would not forget it |
0:48.1 | I would always remember that I had a chicken cooking |
0:50.6 | Because I was living in New York and you know, I was paying nine grand a month for like fucking 30 square feet. So |
0:57.4 | You know, I had my pillow propped up on the other side of it and |
1:00.8 | You know, it's impossible not to hear that belgo off considering my head was against it, you know |
1:05.8 | Half of my head would be sweaty and red. That's it down. I eat a whole chicken |
1:10.8 | greasy as shit. I |
1:13.4 | Don't understand why fucking chickens are so goddamn greasy |
1:16.4 | You know when you look at them, they don't look greasy and that greasy is shit |
1:21.8 | And then you know, it's the worst is you're fucking show up and the amount of people that don't know how to cook chicken |
1:27.3 | And it's just fucking dry ass chicken |
1:30.0 | Do you know way back in the day back in the day when I was young and I had more hair |
1:35.2 | I |
1:36.8 | Used to do what was called the uptown shows |
1:40.1 | You know do the uptown show up town, you know in my business is means the black shows |
1:47.0 | these shows where the crowd is African American and |
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