Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-17-23
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 17 March 2023
⏱️ 96 minutes
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Summary
Bill rambles about how to sit, the evil genius of insurance companies, and eating out of a bucket.
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| 0:00.0 | The Monday Morning Podcast Live, I'm doing a live show of the podcast here in L.A. |
| 0:05.7 | There's only going to be like a hundred tickets. |
| 0:07.2 | So if you want to stream this thing, streaming tickets for the digital experience, tickets |
| 0:15.0 | will be available for all Monday Morning Podcast listeners to take part in the digital experience, |
| 0:20.2 | no matter where in the world you call home. |
| 0:22.4 | April 23rd at noon Pacific time, Pacific Standard Time, 3 p.m. Eastern Standard Time |
| 0:29.9 | 8 p.m. British Standard Time, 5 a.m. Australian Eastern Standard Time. |
| 0:35.8 | I am going to be extra ignorant, extra stupid and all of that. |
| 0:38.7 | Tickets are available at www.moment.co-bure. |
| 0:44.6 | That's www.moment-m-o-m-e-n-t.co-bure. |
| 0:51.6 | Hey, what's going on? |
| 0:52.5 | It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday. |
| 0:56.3 | Monday Morning Podcast, strictly for the purpose of checking in on you. |
| 1:03.4 | Seeing how your week is going, oh, it's Thursday everybody. |
| 1:08.2 | No matter how much you hate your job, it's fucking Thursday. |
| 1:13.3 | No matter how much you wish you weren't there, you just got one more fucking day. |
| 1:22.3 | One more day. |
| 1:23.6 | And then it's the weekend. |
| 1:26.1 | Oh, it's the best Friday night. |
| 1:29.4 | Just decompressing by going out, altering your mental state and taking it out on an innocent |
| 1:38.8 | bystander. |
| 1:39.8 | Right? |
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