The Monday Morning Podcast Live, I'm doing a live show of the podcast here in L.A.

There's only going to be like a hundred tickets.

So if you want to stream this thing, streaming tickets for the digital experience, tickets will be

available for all Monday Morning Podcast listeners to take part in the digital experience, no matter where

in the world you call home. April 23rd at noon Pacific time Pacific standard time, 3 p.m.

Eastern standard time 8 p.m. British standard time, 5 a.m. Australian Eastern standard time.

I'm going to be extra ignorant, extra stupid and all of that tickets are available at www.moment.co-slazestr.

That's www.moment.moment.com.co-slazestr.

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burwin. It's time for the Monday Morning Podcast for Monday,

March 20th, 2023. What's going on? I'm why? Yeah. Oh, man. It's been a glorious couple, three months off

and it's all coming to a close. But you know what? I'm not going to do what I did as a kid

when summer vacation was ending and you just start counting the days down going like,

only 11 days left. I'm going to go back to the moon. This is going to suck. And that was always like a

one brief moment of excitement when you went out and you got some new clothes for school.

How it worked back in the day was you got a pair of sneakers that were like at least a size

too big that you were eventually going to grow into. And those were your sneakers for a year.

And that really wasn't that, I don't know, sneaker. It was really simple back then. They

was like, there was white sneakers and then they had a red stripe, a blue stripe, a black stripe.

It wasn't until 86 when the first Jordan came out, which I'll be honest with you. I thought

that was the ugliest fucking sneaker I'd ever seen in my life. I thought it was absolutely hideous.

That in nine million other things I was wrong about as a kid. Well, I still know, I'm still not

really the biggest fan of that one. I like the style of the Jordan one, but not the original

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