Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burnett. It's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday Monday morning podcast and

I'm just checking it on you. Just seeing how your weeks go and how your life is. How are you feeling this day?

I don't know. I don't know. You know, I was supposed to get my visa line off yesterday, right?

I was all excited. The ship was supposed to take 16 weeks and because I wore them like a fucking lunatic, basically 24-7.

Occasionally I'd smoke a cigar or I'd do a set. If I did a long set and I didn't feel like spitting all over the stage, I would take them out.

A lot of times I just left them in. One time I left them in when I smoked a cigar that was a bad move. Bad move. I just sit there in

brush and for like an hour so they wouldn't be fucking all brown. Anyway. So last time I saw my dentist, he's like, oh, gee, well it hurts.

It's been wearing them so much. I think we'll be done by the 13th week and I was like, you got to be kidding me. This is a guy I tried not to get excited.

I tried to be like, okay, well, I'm supposed to be, you know, just mentally just keeping prepared for the end of March when these things are going to be off.

So anyway, so I go to the dentist, right? I'm wearing them and I'm wearing them and I'm driving over. I'm wearing. I'm chewing on the stupid sponge to make sure the fucking trays all the way down and all of that shit.

So I show up and he takes the things off. He's like, oh, he's a good old man. He's, wow, you really were. You see when you're complying, I'm gonna buy everything's good.

I'm sitting there going, don't get excited. Don't go see because here comes the however, however we get me.

He gave me no two fucking weeks. I was waiting for that shit, right?

But he doesn't. He goes, he's still good enough to take him off today. I was like, you got to be kidding me. I did it.

I fucking did it. This is like going into the fucking Stanley Cup playoffs. All right. And just sweeping everybody.

So you play like fucking, I don't know. Let's see if you went seven games times for this 12, but about 28 fucking games or you could just play 16.

I felt like I just played 16 games. Fresh is a fucking day. The em ready to go another round. You already handed me the trophy. Right?

So I said, all right. So he's taking the fucking clips off or whatever. He's filing them down and shit.

And he's like, I go, okay. So now all I have to do now is just wear this tray at night when I sleep for the rest of my life.

So they don't go back, which is no big deal. I'm asleep. Fuck the white care. Right? He goes, no, no.

This final tray, you have to wear this for the next three months. And then we give you the overnight tray. And it's just like, what, where did that come from?

Where was that in your initial pitch? I still would have fucking done it. But why are you just tear the bandaid off?

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