Hey, what's going on is Bill Byrne, it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday.

Fucking match 12th March 12th.

The very important day of the history of March.

That was the day.

That was the first stage slash ever wore a top hat on stage.

Or was it Abraham Lincoln?

Would you say that those the most famous people who ever wore a top hat, right?

Now did Lincoln just get shot while he was wearing one?

So that's how everybody always draws him.

I don't know.

I feel like he got to be a certain height.

That's tall people shit, you know, to have a fucking top hat and tails.

You know, is there anything funnier than seeing somebody short wearing tall people shit?

You know, like when you went to your prom that fucking little fucking five foot six inch

fire plug showing up wearing the fucking tails.

Looking like a little goddamn penguin.

Do people even wear tails that even have proms anymore?

Is it considered unsafe?

I know that they're supervised and that they started to fucking book comedians at them.

And now who's kidding?

I guess they always should have been.

Especially if you have a daughter, speaking of ladies and ladies, ladies get in for free.

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