Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just

before Friday Monday morning podcast and just checking in on you, mother fuckers.

Jesus Christ, it is 3.48 in the morning. A little jet lagged here. Not gonna out the podcast.

I just did two shows on Tuesday and Wednesday here in Liverpool and at the Liverpool Phil

Harmonic, they had a little drum kit back there. I didn't have any earplugs. I didn't

realize that they were going to give me one. So messed around on it a little bit. But the

fucking crowds were amazing. All of my jokes seemed to be working on this side of the pond.

There were a couple of things that I had to make minor adjustments to. One of the lines

people don't get, but I'm leaving it in the fucking special anyways. I don't give a

ship. But this thing's ready to go. I am very excited, very relaxed. I'm in a great

place and I want to thank everybody who came out on a school night, Tuesday and Wednesday.

I could not have had a better time and thank you to Chris Cans who opened up for me.

Had a great time working with him. He fucking killed both shows. Which I always like. I hate

doing a show where you know, I like it wired a wire. Everybody does a good job. So there's

none of that bathroom break bullshit while people are on stage. So underrated Liverpool

is a beautiful goddamn city. It also helped that the weather was perfect. I guess you know,

it's usually gloomy and raining around these parts. But we got two sunny days and tonight

Liverpool had a game and people still came out to my show, which was very flattering. And

I kind of got all back into the whole Premier League shit as Liverpool won. So I guess

you get three points for winning. And last I checked, they were like one point ahead of Man's

city. All right. Now this is what's interesting. Liverpool is backed by American dollars. All

right. Man's city is backed by Saudi and Saudi Arabian money. Now we buy oil from Saudi

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