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🗓️ 5 March 2019
⏱️ 56 minutes
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0:00.0 | On, hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne. It's time for the Monday morning |
0:04.7 | podcast for Monday match fourth, 2000 in 19. What's going on? How are you? I know. I'm |
0:15.3 | really late. I'm really late. But yesterday was the first taping my next special at Royal |
0:20.8 | Albert Hall. And tonight is the next one. So yesterday I had a bunch of stuff I had to |
0:25.9 | do for like the intro or the special and all of that type of stuff. So it went great last |
0:32.2 | night, had an awesome time. And I never taped a special world. I always just did like two |
0:37.9 | shows one night done. I've never done like a show and then waited a whole day and then |
0:42.8 | do another show. So I'm just looking tonight like I could not have been more thrilled with |
0:48.3 | how it went last night. Did not have any of the stupid torture that happens afterwards |
0:55.6 | where you're just like, Oh God, I what did I do this? And I'll come. I didn't say that. |
1:00.0 | Is anybody going to like me after this? I didn't do any of that shit. I was just like, |
1:04.4 | all right, I miss something here. I miss who gives a fuck, right? Yeah, it's fine. I don't |
1:08.7 | give a shit. It's all going to be good. So tonight I'm just going to go out and have a |
1:12.6 | good time and it's excited as I was to record this special. I after last night, I kind |
1:18.9 | of felt a little bit of sadness of like I'm really going to miss these jokes. I've never |
1:23.9 | had that feeling before. But I know the next ones are coming or whatever, but it's kind |
1:29.1 | of hitting me here. As I'm doing this like, wow, this is kind of the end of the run |
1:34.0 | for these jokes, you know? And then I just move on like Bill Bixby right at the end of |
1:38.5 | the Hulk. Just walk away from the act. And the smartest thing I did was I already did |
1:44.7 | a gig at Royal Abertholve. I have fucks sake. Somebody else just come and hang on, hang |
1:53.0 | on, hang on. What the hell is this? Sorry, hit pause. It's fucking rang the doorbell |
1:58.3 | and then rings it again like the fucking hotel's on fire. Oh, sorry to disturb you. Just |
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