Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne, it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning podcast.

I'm just checking it on you. I can't yell it. I am in New York City right now and it's late. I forgot, you know, today was Thursday and I had to do the podcast. So I apologize for it being late. I, um, I don't know. I, uh, I

wasn't thinking the fuck do you want from me and all of a sudden I landed and I got a bunch of tweets from people going to do it. I thought you were going to check in on me. I was like, I'm letting people down. I'm letting you down. So here I am. I'm checking into tonight. You're going to hear it on Friday.

Bless you. Some lonely bastard on the West Coast. You know, still up or some lonely lady.

Um, anyways, so I just got here to New York because I'm doing Foxwoods this weekend.

And um, since I left New York, my neighborhood has become extremely gay. And I don't mean it in the way that all the gay people don't like when you say that neighborhood's gay, like it stinks. I mean, like literally gay. I mean, men attracted to men. You know, there's gay guys up and down this trip and over each other. And let me tell you something. Nobody's complaining, honey. Right. So

here's the deal. When when Gays move into your neighborhood, there's three stereotypes that everybody says, you know, when gay people move into the neighborhood, these are three things everybody says, right? They say number one.

Right. What do they say? They say the neighborhood's going to become safer. Right. Number two, they say property values are going to go up. And number three, they say there's going to be all these great new fucking restaurants and holy shit. The cuisine is going to be fucking unbelievable.

Thank God the gay showed up. Now this neighborhood can fucking, you know, live up to its potential. Well, they showed up definitely got safer. Definitely less shady. All right. So check on the first one.

Area type number two. The fuck did I say it was the property value would go up. Yeah, it did. But it's New York. It goes up everywhere. But you know what? You know what it's election year? I don't want to round the podcast campaign. I'll give you credit on that one.

Yeah, people. It got safer and the property values went up. And then lastly, all this great cuisine was going to come here. And you know what? It still hasn't showed up. The food in my neighborhood absolutely fucking sucks. And I am so sick of it.

Okay, God damn it. I was told when these gays showed up that the fucking food was going to get better. And I think it's not only has it not gotten better. It's actually taken a nose dive.

I just went out and got a burrito, right? What kind of asshole leaves Los Angeles and then tries to get a burrito in New York? You're listening to him. This asshole. All right. The burrito was fine.

You know, chicken burrito, whatever is funny. You know, I looked at the menu was all this fucking shit. I just looked at the waiter. I felt like I disappointed him.

I was like, can I just get some chips and with guacamole salsa and like a just like a chicken burrito. And I just saw it in his eyes like, oh, you want white people Mexican food. And I was like exactly.

I am as white as it gets. And I will have my Mexican food as white as I am. Please, right? And before you know Mexican people writing to tell me that's not real Mexican food. I understand. I get it.

All right. Whatever. That's what the fuck I want. Here's my question. How do you have all these gay people walking up the street? You can't even make decent guacamole. How do fuckers that happen?

You know, who do I blame in this? Are gay people slipping? Is it because these are the millennial gays? And they're just emoji in each other? You know, no, no, it's going on.

I'm blaming the case. I'm blaming you guys on this one. All right. Whatever pressure you used to put on a fucking neighborhood, you're not doing it anymore. Or what you decided not to do it in my neighborhood. I was so fucking.

You know, the anticipation of once you guys descended on this once straight shady fucking neighborhood, you know, and the rainbow flags came out and all this shit.

When the fuck is the food truck getting here? That's what I want to know. Fucking pizza sucks. The fucking guacamole sucks.

The Middle Eastern food sucks. The whole fucking thing just sucks. Everything is just like it's. You know, much I drink when I'm in my neighborhood. It's just so the fucking food. It's all like just get shit faced and make it fill up that hole in your stomach.

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