Hey, what's going on is Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast from Monday, February 29th, 2016. Happy leap year.

Oh, happy leap year and happy birthday to the poor sad cunts who only have a birthday once every four years.

You know, good Lord. Can you imagine going on that first day with that broad bitch and about that? I always fell left out. It was like everybody else had a birthday every single year.

It was like I was zero then I was four then I was eight.

You know, she being good shaped on. He can fucking 75% less birthday cake every year, right?

No, wait, how does that math work out? If in four years you had four slices of cake, right?

But you were born in the leap year, you only had one. Yeah, that percentage doesn't work because you know, you have one.

Somebody else has two. They got a hundred percent more than you got, right? I got to provide it. They're equals slices. No, Jesus bill.

You're going to break out fractions. I think I'm going to still a little birthday cake fractions. All right. So then they're getting fucking three hundred percent more cake than you are.

Man, I bet you know, something I've been anybody who's born on February 29th is either a miserable kind or just one of the coolest laid back people like, you know, oh my God, another birthday.

Aren't the years flying by? No, no, they're not actually to be honest with you. That's kind of weird. So like when the fuck are you actually like,

like say when you're 29, you know, that doesn't work. You're 28. It's got to be forced, right? Wait, you're zero. Jesus Christ.

This would be fucking annoying. Zero. If you had a baby born on the 29th right year, if you zero the first year.

All right. One, two, three. No, four. I'd be back again to four, right?

I don't fucking know. All I know is that somebody's birthday today and it hasn't been there birthday since 2012. So happy fucking birthday. What does that work out?

16, 15, 14, 13.

Twelve would be five years ago. I can't fucking do it. I don't know when it was.

So once every three years.

Jesus, anything that happens every four years usually sucks. People's birthdays on leap year, world cup soccer, the Olympics, you know, I actually like Olympic hockey.

But then I hit all those fucking dooshes who never watch hockey and they'll be like, see if it was like this. I would watch it all the time.

What? Only two weeks long with no fighting. You fucking douche.

Beat it. Nobody cares whether you're watching or not.

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