Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-2-23
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 3 February 2023
⏱️ 95 minutes
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Summary
Bill rambles about a slipper day, Burt Reynolds, and sitting in a funk.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday Monday morning podcast and |
| 0:11.2 | Just checking in on you |
| 0:14.0 | I'm just checking in on you just seeing how you're doing. How are you doing today? I hope you're doing better than me |
| 0:20.6 | Because I'll tell you what I will fucking tell you what I |
| 0:25.1 | I was old fucking Billy Blues |
| 0:29.6 | Last two days man. I was just fucking sad |
| 0:33.4 | You know |
| 0:34.9 | If you just get like you don't even know why you said you've been burying it so long |
| 0:40.0 | You don't even know what the sadness is connected to wow jeez Bill I put this fucking podcast on to feel better |
| 0:48.0 | Where you going with this? |
| 0:50.0 | Well, I'm going into the muck and the mire the mire |
| 0:55.6 | Yeah, dude, and I was I did something that I |
| 0:59.6 | Never do I just sat in it and kind of wrote it out tried to figure it out as opposed to doing what I've been doing my whole life |
| 1:08.8 | Which is like I'll just go do stand up. Oh fucking go play some drums. I'll learn how to play a helicopter |
| 1:14.5 | Yeah, that'll do it. Just just think about other stuff. Don't think about what fuck it. Yeah, so I |
| 1:21.9 | Don't know what it was just some sort of leftover shit and |
| 1:26.1 | It was one of those deals where I still had my slippers on it one in the afternoon |
| 1:32.6 | Which is funny on two levels one that I still had on slippers at one in the afternoon and two that I wear slippers and I do I |
| 1:40.3 | Have the oldest fucking pair. I don't even know what I you know, I just every time I think of throwing something outside |
| 1:46.4 | I just picture all that shit in the fucking ocean. I'm like, where is this gonna end up? |
| 1:51.5 | in the ground |
| 1:53.3 | Around there in the water like why should some porpoise have to deal with my old slippers? |
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