Monday Morning Podcast 1-31-23
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 31 January 2023
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Bill rambles about birthday wishes, the smug rugby email, and crazy chicks at the bar.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday |
| 0:08.2 | January 30th |
| 0:10.2 | 2023 what's going on? How are you? I don't know how loud this podcast is gonna be I'm on the road man |
| 0:20.4 | Went out golfing with some friends I played like shit, but I didn't give a fuck started a rain |
| 0:26.7 | You know nature |
| 0:30.8 | mimicking my feelings while I was out there |
| 0:34.8 | I don't know |
| 0:37.2 | Some people find the game frustrating. I find it extremely boring after four holes |
| 0:42.8 | It's just kind of like what are we doing out here? |
| 0:45.8 | Like it feels like a dead-end job to me |
| 0:48.7 | You know you fucking put the ball in the hole and you're like all right there there what I get on that say one two three |
| 0:55.2 | 7 8 9 I got a 9 on that and |
| 0:59.5 | You're like all right good that's over but you know I put the ball in the fucking hole |
| 1:02.8 | It's over and then what then is another one new day |
| 1:05.9 | New day it's gonna be a good day, you know I'm gonna fucking you know |
| 1:09.3 | Stay right down the center. I'm just not gonna pick my head up |
| 1:13.9 | I kind of realized today that I don't have the time or the desire |
| 1:19.2 | To get good at that activity |
| 1:21.2 | Played on a public course |
| 1:26.0 | Which is always fun |
| 1:28.4 | And I was kind of looking forward to the whole you know |
| 1:31.6 | I mean my whole thing is is if we're if we're playing 18 the only thing the only hope I have is the refreshments |
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