drink off the

meats to look at the

dry puddle just as you want

You know people when we get on these tracks in life and we feel the direction of our lives not going in the direction

We wanted to go and you know it's high time that somebody lets you know that you have the power to stop that trade to turn it around in the track

Even though this metaphor makes no sense can't turn a fucking train around

How do you turn a train around you got to go to a train yard, right?

You got to get a bunch of people that are missing digits right to disconnect some shit, right?

You know I think I

Think all the cars stay where they are and then they disconnect the locomotive and that thing just bangs a little you

There because if you try to bang though while they're all in a truck

I got me on speed. I don't know how you do it

But I'm here to fix your life

What is it about I want to I you know I'm gonna get out of this whole fucking comedy business and I'm just gonna fucking

You know I got to get into the Joel Olstein

world I

Am so fucking envious of that guy the guy is a fucking genius. He sells out a basketball arena

Every single Sunday once a week. He does an arena gig

Everybody's talking about Kevin Hart's doing a football say this fucking guy

sells out an arena every single

Sunday that's a tough day to sell an arena, okay?

People hung over from Friday and Saturday he sells out with a Houston rockets used to play

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