Monday Morning Podcast 2-17-20
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 17 February 2020
⏱️ 54 minutes
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Summary
Bill rambles about the XFL, nutrition, and being a parent.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on is bill burn is time for the Monday morning podcast from Monday February fucking |
| 0:07.2 | 17 |
| 0:09.0 | What's going on? How are you? |
| 0:11.9 | Jesus oh busy bill |
| 0:14.6 | What's he gonna do now fucking sitting in a car? |
| 0:18.7 | While my lovely daughter is |
| 0:21.7 | In one of her classes |
| 0:23.8 | With a mother so this is the only time a day. I have this a day off out here |
| 0:27.9 | I don't know if you guys get the holiday is this MLK day is this president's day is this flag's day |
| 0:33.6 | Huh it's some day and I got today off, but you know what? |
| 0:37.8 | You know when you're a parent |
| 0:40.0 | For all you non-parents out there if I could just talk down to you for a second about how difficult my life is |
| 0:46.9 | Because I made the conscious choice to become a parent and now I'm gonna lecture you as if you made the decision that I became a parent |
| 0:55.1 | There's really worse |
| 0:57.1 | Then listen to these fucking asshole parents |
| 1:00.2 | Talking, you know how hard it is now deep it is and how much they love their kids |
| 1:05.4 | You know not saying I don't do it, but Jesus Christ. I should be allowed everybody else shouldn't be in my world |
| 1:12.0 | I'm allowed to bitch nobody else is |
| 1:15.1 | You know this in that how it works |
| 1:17.6 | Well, is it |
| 1:19.6 | Well, this is gonna suck because it's gonna eventually get fucking hotter and hotter in this goddamn car as I'm running my mouth |
| 1:25.7 | So that's just you know what it's just something I'm gonna have to deal with this is just one of the sacrifices you make |
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