Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 12-9-21
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 9 December 2021
⏱️ 125 minutes
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Summary
Bill rambles about the return of the feral cats, things you can get away with in public, and evil numbers.
Thursday Podcast: start - 36:23
Anything Better NFL Preview: 36:24 - 56:48
Throwback MMP 12-9-12: 56:49 - end
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday Monday morning podcast and |
| 0:09.9 | Just checking in on you just checking in to see how you're doing. Do I sound a |
| 0:17.7 | little excited? |
| 0:19.7 | Do I sound like a man who said something that was gonna happen and then it did? |
| 0:25.1 | I got powers, man. I |
| 0:27.1 | Say shit and it happens, man. If you don't believe me |
| 0:32.4 | Go back and listen to my podcast last week. What the fuck did I say? |
| 0:39.6 | What did I say? |
| 0:41.6 | I |
| 0:42.6 | Said it's beginning to look a lot like 2001 |
| 0:47.2 | Who is this Mac Jones and our coaches Billy B and he's working on the D and all the cult fans are gone |
| 0:58.5 | Necrite I called it. I said Bill Bella check was gonna go out dead above below and he was gonna coach a fucking masterpiece |
| 1:07.3 | Which he did |
| 1:10.4 | Okay |
| 1:12.2 | Beethoven couldn't write a fucking game plan like that. You know why cuz he's obsession other than that |
| 1:18.6 | Other than that that man. I guarantee you had a had a decent weather game plan that would have beat the Buffalo Bills that night |
| 1:27.6 | And all of a sudden there were 50 mile per hour wins in these four poor fucking kickers are going out |
| 1:32.6 | They see that bar stool sports fucking video |
| 1:34.6 | Guys trying to kick like a 35-yarder. It's up. It's good blown away started hovering like a helio cop to there |
| 1:44.0 | Bill Bella check is a fucking genius |
| 1:48.6 | The man is a fucking genius. I know there's there's the fucking cuts out there right |
| 1:53.5 | Going like go back to the ball three times. That's the only amount of time to get it going |
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