Monday Morning Podcast 12-13-21
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 13 December 2021
⏱️ 73 minutes
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Bill rambles about cities, rounding up change, and paying for love.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, December 13th, |
| 0:07.6 | 2021, what's going on? Oh, yeah! |
| 0:14.3 | How you doing? What's going on with you? |
| 0:19.2 | Do you feel like you're in a rut? |
| 0:22.1 | You're just doing the same fucking shit day in and day out year after year. |
| 0:27.0 | Do you got the holiday blues? |
| 0:31.1 | I do. My dumbass this year was like, you know what I'm gonna fucking do? |
| 0:35.8 | I'm gonna get all this holiday shit out of the way. |
| 0:39.6 | Gonna get all the gifts done, everything wrapped, everything bang bang boom go fuck yourself. |
| 0:46.6 | It was good for stress, but then you just kind of left with your, he kind of left to be with your own thoughts. |
| 0:53.2 | I'm like, ah, geez, I just start doing math. |
| 0:57.7 | Oh fucking old I am. It's not good. |
| 1:02.7 | It's not good and then that's when I know, the old me, the old me. |
| 1:06.8 | Not saying I'm not old, the old me, right? |
| 1:10.9 | Whose my buddy was joking the other day was, is actually the younger you. |
| 1:15.0 | Would it just let those thoughts wash over me and I would just go down to the bottom of the lagoon? |
| 1:23.1 | And just lay there for a few weeks and instead I just go, you know what I mean? |
| 1:26.9 | I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go for a walk. |
| 1:29.4 | Yeah, I'm gonna go play some drums. |
| 1:36.6 | Yeah. You know what happens when you get all your Christmas shop and done too soon? |
| 1:43.4 | You start thinking shit like what happens when you die? |
| 1:50.6 | Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what's going on. |
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