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🗓️ 1 January 2016
⏱️ 61 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just |
0:06.3 | before Friday Monday morning podcast and I'm just checking in on you. Just |
0:14.0 | checking in on you. Um, hope this isn't too loud on someday I'll get a fucking |
0:18.7 | producer. Um, it's the last day of the world as we know it's the last day of the |
0:24.7 | year and I have a very special guest on the podcast. Also the house guest, |
0:31.1 | um, New Jersey zone, the pride of Trenton. Please welcome Mr. Paul |
0:35.6 | Versey. What is up, Bill? Um, nothing. We've just been enjoying the drama of |
0:40.1 | the morning. Waiting for Jason Lawhead to fly the world as he knows it. And |
0:47.0 | Jay doesn't feel fine. These text messages he's been sending me. Jay |
0:53.2 | Lawhead got snowed in in Cleveland and he was freaking out that he was going to |
0:56.7 | miss the fucking Rose Bowl. So, you know, we fucking did a little thing or |
1:00.5 | whatever. He got a flight and he's fine. He has a flight and he just the whole |
1:05.3 | time he's so fucking dramatic. Oh, I'm mad. What do you say? Pray for me. Pray |
1:09.3 | for me. This isn't unbelievable. They can make a movie. They could make a movie |
1:13.8 | about me trying to get trying to get back to the Rose Bowl. It's like, dude, you |
1:17.0 | have a ticket. The plane's going to leave. It connects to Dallas. Where's the |
1:21.7 | conflict in the movie? Yeah. It's all in his head. It's the funny. We love |
1:27.9 | Jay. But he is the best. But the this guy is constantly falling. These fucking |
1:33.4 | things like some of the shit. He says he goes, he texts me this morning. He |
1:38.1 | goes, looks like I'm going to be all good. Flight is on time out of Dallas. It's |
1:42.2 | like, yeah, why wouldn't it be once you get out of Cleveland airspace, you |
1:45.6 | head in South. Yeah, it's like, was he waiting for the taxi to break down? Like |
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