Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday Morning Podcast from

Monday, December 28th, 2015, the final Monday, Monday, Monday,

of 2015. All right. What are you going to do with it? Huh? You're going to take advantage

of it. You're going to get out there and fucking hell. I just saw this really douchey commercial.

I'm recording this Sunday while I'm watching the end of the Seattle game and watching the

Packers get their fucking asses kicked by the cat. I just saw this commercial, right? There's

this lady. She's in her car, right? Cuties of button, driving along and she's in this

city and she's like, there's over two million four and 60,000 three hundred and 17 people

in this city and only one me. And then she goes, I like those odds. And then this chick

starts singing, this is my fucking fight. What about the fucking set?

So, Snoop, I've never seen hype over absolutely nothing. Like, what do you mean you like those

odds? Is there a way to improve those odds? Are you going to drive up on the sidewalk

and try to lower the fucking numbers? Yeah, I like those. Yeah, I don't feel like fucking

taking out anybody today. I guess I can live with that. Is this like the result of like sports,

like athletes and rappers and stuff, shit talking. It's become such a part of the culture

that you got to say something dumb like that. Like back in the day and move to the city

and you'd be like, oh, Jesus Christ, look at all these people.

Well, you know, I pull my head down and I, yeah, I just give it the old college try and

hopefully things work out for me. And I could get my own little piece of the pie here.

Right? Now it's all going to be a, yeah, it's fucking three million people here and just

me. Yeah, yes, suck my dick. I can handle that. You fucking driving those street in your

Ford Focus. Now, fucking you talking about what do you got in the truck in your car that

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