Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, January 4th, 2016, a brand new year.

Brand new year, brand new you. Are you going to make the changes since you've always wanted to make?

What are you going to stop telling yourself you're going to change and actually go out there and change?

I always love to pressure the beginning of the new year to be like, alright, you know, this is that one great thing, right?

Like what you're like, alright, shaking off the last year.

You know, like I don't know who the fuck that guy was, right?

Like, blindy self, like you're not the same person, fucking one minute later when it becomes a new year.

Or you do the real childish thing as you blame everybody else for your own fucking problems, you know?

Can't wait for this year to be over, man. Just been so much fucking bullshit this year. It's been like the worst fucking year.

I can't wait for the next fucking year. It's like, dude, well, are you going to change anything?

Are you going to break up with the person? Are you going to stop getting drunk and being a dick and pick and fight in the bar, right?

Huh? All of that shit?

Oh, you're just going to think that magically because this is 6th there now instead of a 5 that all of a sudden the world's going to change.

You don't have to adjust. Oh, am I reprimanding somebody right now? I think I am. I don't know why I have no idea why I'm recording this about 8 30 in the morning.

Lost the fungal a's time. My wife's still sleeping downstairs. So I got to I got to try to stay in medium energy.

Medium energy here for the rest of this fucking podcast.

But whatever. I'm kind of I got to be honest with you. I went to bed last night. I was sad.

I love the holidays and I'm sad that they're fucking over. I had another great holiday break.

And to think that it's all going to fucking start over again. You know, here we go.

Another fucking year doing the road. Right and shit and doing all this stuff here.

We fucking go again at the whole thing just got just totally overwhelming with me.

And I was just fucking laying in bed. You know, you know, when you're you fucking look too far ahead and to your fucking life.

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