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🗓️ 22 December 2016
⏱️ 96 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burn. It's time for the Thursday afternoon just |
0:04.9 | before Friday Monday morning podcast and just check it in on you. How are you? |
0:14.2 | You got the lovely Nia with me. Hello. What's going on? Oh, it's Christmas, |
0:20.4 | Neenie. I know. City sidewalks. Pretty ladies. Everybody walking around, |
0:29.0 | spending money on people that annoy them. Take your dick out and charge your game. |
0:39.2 | Rub it up and fucking. Oh, no. I feel so bad for that kid. Why? Why do you feel bad? |
0:46.6 | Because I have a dick and I know how hard it is. You know how hard it is? No, sorry, no pun intended. |
0:54.6 | He was in public. I know, but he just looked like that kind of guy. He did not |
0:58.8 | talk to look. If he's a fucking like seriously, I mean, if he's fucking like, |
1:01.8 | if he can't control rubbing his dick in public, it was in trapment. They had like 12 fucking |
1:07.7 | scatly clad women and the whole thing. In trapment. What? Let me ask you question. |
1:12.2 | He was at a game. There's cheerleaders there. And how are they dressed? Oh, so it's |
1:16.8 | their fault. How are they dressed? Cheerleaders, the way cheerleaders are always dressed |
1:20.1 | that this why can't you guys ever be flattered when a man flashes you? |
1:24.8 | Oh, God. But fucking woman ever just whipped her. Who are out because I look so good |
1:30.7 | in a fucking t-shirt. It would just fucking make my day. As long as she stayed away from me, |
1:36.2 | I mean, he was, she was doing his own thing. You know what's hilarious? The way you |
1:39.8 | were going in in public. You know what I love the way he had his arms crossed? He was like, |
1:43.3 | well, I can't see what I'm doing. That means no one else can't. You know, you had a |
1:47.7 | fucking new technique. I never tried the overhand before. I think the cross over the cross overhand. |
1:53.8 | That's like a Olympic level jerking off through his pants. You know, look, everybody, you know, |
2:00.6 | that's how you get caught. You know, you're fucking, you can't you got greedy is what happened. |
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