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Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast 12-26-16

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 26 December 2016

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about woman removers, NBA hoop and blaming the year 2016.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne. It's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday.

0:06.7

December 26th, 2016. What's going on? How are you? Oh my god, it's the last Monday of

0:15.3

fucking 2016. George Michael passed away on Christmas Day. Wake me up before you go, go,

0:28.7

condolences to him. And you know what the best thing about 2016 being over is, is

0:37.0

you no longer, you can have to listen to people blaming a year for bad things happening, you know.

0:41.6

That's the big thing. Fuck you 2016. I saw Madonna tweeted that. Fuck you 2016.

0:51.6

Fuck you, you fucking year, man. You know, why do people keep blaming the fucking year?

0:58.3

You know, it has nothing to do with the fucking year. You're talking is there's people's genetics

1:04.2

are involved. There's lifestyle choices, there's substance abuse. I mean, that's what's going on

1:10.2

here. I don't know why you're, you know, we're picking on 2016, like it's a religion from the

1:16.5

Middle East or something. I have no fucking idea how it's getting the blame for all of this.

1:22.3

You know what I mean? Fucking 2016 with your liver cancer. You know, let's blame 2016,

1:30.4

rather than the pharmaceutical companies that fucking was given out opiates like flinstone

1:35.9

vitamins and created a fucking heroin epidemic. Fuck all of that. 2016 has robbed us

1:43.1

of some of the greatest artists of our time. 2016 did like it's a fucking person.

1:51.3

How to fucking Madonna is world traveled. She's been around the fucking world.

1:57.0

Haven't you talked to enough people to not know to blame a fucking year? Well, maybe she's

2:01.1

saying it metaphorically, Bill, I don't give a shit. You know, if I try to see her side of the

2:07.2

things, how can I come up with a comedic angle to try to fill out this next fucking 60 minutes?

2:14.6

Fuck you 2016. Oh, yeah, you didn't like seeing the cubs finally win a world series.

2:19.4

Nothing good happened to you this year. You're just going to focus on the bad.

2:26.8

Anyways, I like people also then try to have like a religious thing.

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