Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, December 19th,

2016. What's going on? How are you?

Oh, Jesus Christ, my fucking computer. Every five seconds. Do you want to download this? Do you want to do this now? Do you want to do it in an hour?

Should I remind you later on tonight?

Ladies, give me some fucking space. Jesus Christ, this fucking goddamn, I don't know, man. I'm not into this shit at all.

Just the level with which it sits fucking. I guess because of technology, I am able to do this. You know, if it was back in the day,

I would not be able to do this. What is this you ask? Maybe you didn't ask. Maybe I'm doing that thing where I'm putting words in your mouth.

But if you did ask, you know, I'm doing a podcast. You know, I guess there's always a price to pay. And I think that I think that that's one to grow on.

Maybe that's the lesson. I swear to God, I want to start a fucking church. I got to do it. You guys been watching that woman from King of Queens.

She played the beautiful wife, you know, to the guy who drives the truck.

Well, they've always done sitcoms. The honeymooners, hey, I fucking drive a bus. And, you know, I'm the wisecracken pretty wife.

Well, Ralph, maybe if you weren't a fucking idiot, yeah, you wouldn't drive a bus. One of these days, Alice.

Power, right, the baby maker, right? So now what they did, something like that, little fucking icebox in the corner. You know, and then you get into the 60s, right?

60s was like the blue ball era of sitcoms. You know what I mean? You had I dream a genie.

And the fucking guy would teach us wooden banger. I've talked about this shit before. I remember watching as a kid. It's like, why don't you like rubbing up against her or something?

You know, I don't even know what sex was. You know, why? Because it was no internet. Now, if there was internet back when I was watching that show and I was like seven or eight, you know, I would have been like, why does he?

Why did you learn fucking perverse talking style over the fucking genie lamp? You know, I would know all this extra shit.

That's what the fuck is wrong with kids nowadays. It's like they just take, they get I'm going on an old man rent. They get on these fucking computers, right?

The parents are like me. They don't know how to work them. They're not even interested in them. You know, we're in the fucking corner making homemade apple cider. Getting ready for the holidays.

You know, wearing a Christmas sweater that we think actually looks good. We're not wearing it ironically. Well, like, how's my Christmas sweater?

You know, my fucking mother sold this together for me when I was in high school still fits. You know, sweater is always still fits because they stretch. They like to sweat pants for your torso. You know, it takes a while.

If you have a homemade sweater, you know, one of those lobster fisherman ones that your mom would make, you know, and she just give it to you in the bag that she bought the yarn and, you know,

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