Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne. It's time for the Monday morning. No, it isn't. Oh, God damn it. It's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday. Monday morning podcast and I'm

dreaming of checking in on you. Just like the frackled conti. Yeah. Do they have Christmas music in other countries? Is it

strictly an American thing? I can't imagine you're in England and they give a shit about being cross-baked or where the

trees are glistening and children listen to it. They don't even have like enough fields over there for

sleep else to go through, right? There's no fucking room over there in England. It's all been developed. That's why we

ended up coming over here. It wasn't because of religious differences. There was too much urban sprawl over there, even

back in the 1600s. That's why people's teeth in England are so goddamn crooked. It's not because they don't take care of the teeth. They're all

mashed together. I'm sorry. I had no intention of getting on this podcast and insulting the great state of England. You know, there's a lot of great

states out there, right? Rhode Island, Connecticut, in England. England is an incredible state. It's about the size of New Jersey. You got to admit, man, for such a small country, they, they, you know, they

definitely definitely let themselves be known around the world. For better or for worse, depending on what side of the queen you sit on. Why would I, I don't even

want to talk about what the fuck I'm talking about? You know, I don't give a shit because technically I'm on vacation. I don't even feel, I don't even feel like I need to be making an effort at this point.

Who knows? I'll probably lose another fucking advertiser. We're trying to sell, we're trying to sell pencils over in the United Kingdom. We just felt some of your, some of your statements.

They just went beyond comedy and just can't got into a, a area that we didn't feel was inclusive.

And those people, everything's a question. They're like literally taking the piss out of USA, you know, I just felt like you're not, we just feel like you're not doing the job. We need to be done.

It needs to be done. And that you're going to be unemployed during the holidays. That would be best for us.

The ultimate passive aggressiveness is you walk around and you don't have the common decency just to just be stand there flat-footed and be the cut that you are instead.

You do everything with questions.

So that's when I stole your password for your bank account and depleted all your savings. So I'm sorry.

I'm writing this from the Cayman Islands.

Anyways, I'm back. I'm back. I'm back in Boston. Baby. A lot of bees there. Little Ray Shaw. Little Ray Shaw, Pasplu Ribbon.

I'm a Cayman. Adam Sandler. We end up back in the day when I was young. I'm back here in Boston. And this is my first Christmas as a dad. It's pretty exciting.

I made a promise to myself that I was not going to flip out. At all. That I was just going to be, I was going to be as rosy as my daughter's cheeks are right now because she's teething.

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