Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne. It's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning podcast and I'm just checking it on you.

All right, just relax.

Okay. Don't get all defensive. I'm just checking out, just trying to see how your week's going. You know why? Because I care.

You know, I'm one of those people. This isn't just me pretending to care while I read advertising and make money off of the fact that you're listening.

This is me actually caring, sharing and caring.

What's up, man? How's everybody? I'm fucking the Dallas Cowboys are playing tonight. Really playing that. I think they're playing the Saints. Got a little what?

Got a little football going on.

You know, I've been trying to give away my fucking cigars to the troops. Jesus Christ. That is going to be the fucking worst website I've ever gone to in my life.

It's like you got to bring the cigars to a fucking cigar shop and then they'll ship them. It's like, why don't you just give me an address? I'll fucking ship them.

So now I got to find one and when you go and it's like find one in your area, you're typing your fucking zip code.

And then like it says the name of the shop and the address in the address is written over the name of the shop. It's like it looks like fucking Atari from 40 years ago.

So I don't fucking know. I don't know what to do here. I'm trying to send these cigars to the table. Is any troops listening? How about that? Why don't I cut out the fucking middleman?

There are any troops over there. Somebody fucking private first class, fucking sergeant, lieutenant, fucking commander on deck guy or lady or they don't ask don't tell.

You will not tell people what your pronoun is. Your pronoun is also camouflage.

If anyone in here has a problem with that, you're gonna have a problem with me and I can tell you this. The last person that had a problem with this is currently suing this branch of the military. So you do the math.

We're all brothers and sisters here. The only way this works is if we all work together. So I want you to take those fucking pronoun looks off your faces.

Start acting like Marines. Alright. We ate them fucking fly boys in the air force. Then spiffy fellas over there in the fucking Navy out for a fucking cruise.

Someone someone to tell them this war is on the ground. Fuck you doing in the water. They brought us over here. Give them that Navy glorified fucking Uber.

And then you got the army. All the army is is water down Marines. Guys who weren't men and women. They would have to be a fucking pro now. We're tough enough to make it over here.

I want this looking like a campsite in the next five fucking minutes. Or I swear to God, I will take these government issue boots and some straight up your fucking ass. I don't care what your sexual preferences.

Sorry. Um, anyways, like what I did there. I just pitted all the branches against the Marines.

By shedding on all of them. There you go. There you go off we go. Okay. Yeah, somebody in the military. If you have, um, you got an address. I got some cigars.

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