Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and I can't hear myself. What the fuck is wrong with my...

What's going on? You know what? It's probably these radio-shack headphones.

What's going on here? Is that better? There we go.

All right, sorry. How are you? How's it going? It's the Monday Morning Podcast for November 28th.

Sorry, 29th.

2000.

In 21. What's going on? How?

Why, yeah! How's it going? How's your holiday?

Is your holiday shopping, my god? Do you have a nice Thanksgiving?

Are you vaccinated? I'm just going to keep asking you annoying questions.

Speaking of which, my whole game plan of getting the booster shot, if you're into that sort of thing,

not saying you got to be, you know, who gives... I don't give a fuck anymore, right?

So I'm going with it. I'm going with science. I'm sticking with, you know, when does science

ever done us wrong? You know, that is the flame, the way I meant for everybody who's like

pro-vaccinated. They kind of fucking ignored the... some of the times when they missed the mark.

But I don't want to start that debate, but I just did. That's always fun.

Anyway, so my game plan was I was just going to walk into the dingiest

pharmacy I could find on Black Friday. You know what I mean? Because I knew their patrons would

be outside of a fucking Costco or a Walmart trampling each other. And I figured they'd blow it off

to go get the Snoopy Snowcohn machine for 40% off, whatever they have fucked their going for,

right? Which is kind of good though. Now that all the shopping's gone online,

that the trampling of people to death after Thanksgiving, day after Thanksgiving,

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