Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 12-14-17

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.7 • 34.1K Ratings

🗓️ 14 December 2017

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Bill rambles about Virgin Airlines, Jagged Little Pill and a waterless Earth. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on?
0:03.2	It's Bill Byrne's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning
0:07.4	podcast.
0:08.4	And just checking in on you.
0:15.0	Do you like that?
0:16.1	That was my ammentation of a car with no balls going from first gear to second gear.
0:21.4	Well, actually, it's starting first.
0:25.7	So that's it's my impression of a car with no balls going from second to third gear.
0:32.2	That's what it is.
0:33.2	Ah, sorry.
0:34.2	I just wanted to know every fucking person out there listening to this.
0:37.7	All right, we get the joke, Bill.
0:40.2	God.
0:42.4	Speaking of jokes, I'm going to be at the Hard Rock Cafe tonight in Fort Lauderdale, Florida.
0:48.5	Huh?
0:50.3	Jesus Christ.
0:51.3	How many sexual harassment have happened just on the fucking beaches out here?
0:57.8	Good Lord.
0:58.8	I mean, is that story ever going to end?
1:00.3	Every time you think they got the last guy, I mean, they're down to like fucking, they're
1:03.7	going to have to cook now.
1:05.8	I was making bacon and all of a sudden I felt these hands.
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