Monday Morning Podcast 12-11-17
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 12 December 2017
⏱️ 82 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Are you filming you're just taking a picture what are you doing? |
| 0:03.1 | Why are you doing oh picture? Okay, I always get paranoid. All right, we're going |
| 0:08.4 | All right, hey, what's going on? It's Bill burn is time for the Monday morning podcasts from Monday December 11th |
| 0:14.5 | 2017 what's going on? How are you? |
| 0:19.9 | It's the Christmas season everybody Merry Christmas to everybody |
| 0:24.0 | I know you're not supposed to say that anymore. I don't know why |
| 0:26.7 | Somebody said happy Hanukkah to me. I wouldn't be like, you know go fuck yourself |
| 0:32.2 | I'm Christian. I'm not even Christian. I'm gonna go to church. I just like say Merry Christmas |
| 0:35.9 | He puts a little song in my heart, but in this gift giving time of the year |
| 0:42.3 | The gift that we have today is a very special guest came in all the way from New York |
| 0:47.3 | The wonderfully talented with a brand new special called naive innocence that you can get on iTunes |
| 0:53.6 | Google play Amazon you porn right you porn no, okay, please welcome Harris stand and everybody to the program |
| 1:02.4 | Hey, what's up? Yeah, they should have applause ever. We don't have the sound effects. I have porn in my special mind |
| 1:08.7 | Do you know I'm trying to go I'm trying to go to the month of December |
| 1:12.4 | No porn no booze. Why? No nothing because I think it fucks you up. It does |
| 1:18.8 | It does I if I didn't have to if I didn't get up so late and had to be here when I would have jerked up like a |
| 1:23.2 | Dream here, but I realized I didn't have enough time to get into it the way I wanted to |
| 1:27.8 | Jesus, what are you fucking become a character or something? |
| 1:31.3 | I watched that flare documentaries talking about and the guy asked me how many times they do you jerk off it goes twice |
| 1:37.0 | I was like that's about what I do |
| 1:38.8 | Rick Flair said that yeah, you saw the documentary you told I don't remember that part |
| 1:42.3 | Yeah, he's went to a sports psychologist and the guy was like so how many times they you jerk off it goes twice |
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