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Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 11-23-18

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.734.1K Ratings

🗓️ 24 November 2018

⏱️ 110 minutes

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Bill rambles about Thanksgiving, the new NFL, and visiting remote islands. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burns time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday

0:06.2

Monday morning podcast and I'm just checking in on you. Oh, Jesus, that took a lot of energy

0:20.2

right there. You probably like, Bill, she sounded so fucking old to pass a couple of weeks.

0:24.8

I said, what happened? I'll tell you what happened. Old freckles is off the road. Yes, the old

0:32.0

fucking Conti ain't what he used to be. Ain't what he used to be. Ain't going to LAX. I love it.

0:40.4

I ain't doing fucking shit. So fucking call me. I'll tell you right. If I had to fuck if

0:47.6

if we weren't in a never ending 17 fucking wars right now and they weren't fucking taking

0:53.2

such a giant fucking, I literally give these cunts more than I make and I did the fucking job.

1:01.8

Huh, Uncle Sam going on stage telling any fucking jokes? He's like a fucking character comic.

1:07.5

That's what he would be. This big stupid fucking hack. Yeah, going up there. He's on a fucking

1:14.2

unicycle. I want you. I want you to go fuck yourself. How about that, Sammy? How about I get to

1:20.4

keep just a little just how about a contier more? Sorry. Anyways, what am I thankful for this weekend?

1:29.6

I'll tell you right now, dude. If there was if there was a fucking way that I could figure out

1:35.1

if I could figure out how to get off the fucking hamster wheel. You know, because the deal is it's like

1:42.6

you keep running or we're just going to tax the shit out of you. Do you want to put your fucking

1:48.8

money on the crap table? We'll give you a little break. You know, but if you hit the second you

1:55.4

start slowing down, you know, the government's just like wait, does this motherfucker think he's

2:00.5

going to retire? He's just going to coast? You're going to get in that fucking car when you're

2:07.8

going to work. You fucking piece of shit and you're going to fucking work and then we're going to

2:11.8

take more than you fucking make. Eh, you fucking work, dude? Hey, smart enough. That's what they should

2:17.0

do. Just come in like that fucking guy there in Casino. Smart enough.

2:21.7

I take your head and I stick it through that fucking hole. That's basically their vibe. So anyways,

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