Hey, what's going on is Bill Burren. It's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, November 18th 2018. What's going on? How are you?

As you can tell, I am not using my fucking mixer or anything right now. I left everything at home.

I'm doing a little staycation with my wife. Staycation all I ever wanted.

And we're having a great time. All right. And if there's other married people out there, I highly recommend it.

It's cheap. It's a great way to reconnect with your spouse and be like, oh, yeah. We love each other.

Remember? I totally forgot. You know, you get all caught up in your job. You got the kid.

The fucking termites took over your fucking house. Whatever the hell is going on in your world.

And you start taking each other for granted. So we've been out here for a couple days having a good time.

It's weird though, once you have a kid, then you go on a staycation, you're loving it.

But then, you know, your kids staying with the relatives and then you miss your kids.

I don't know. Whatever. What are you going to do?

Neas hilarious. I smoked a cigar last night, right?

And I didn't finish it. So this morning, I went down to the hotel pool, which was fucking gigantic.

And I already had it in my head that I was going to do 10 laps there and back counting as one.

And this thing was like the one of the biggest fucking pools I've ever been in.

It was like literally two and a half times the size of, you know, even the average hotel pool.

I mean, the deep end was eight feet and then 10 feet. And this is an old school.

It had everything but a diving board, you know? That's how old I am.

I remember you'd go to a fucking hotel and not only did the hotel have an actual deep end, you know,

because now you go there, the things that like fucking four feet deep, no diving is written all around the whole pool.

But back in the day, man, you'd fucking show up and it was a giant pool with a deep end.

They'd have a fucking diving board. And they were just, hey, man, you want to break in that?

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