Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burnett's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning, park,

and I'm just checking in on you. Oh, how was your week going? Hey, man, it's almost, hey, man,

dig it, man. It's almost fucking Friday, right? Then, you know, next week, you got the short week,

huh? Short like your uncle plays that crazy D every time you play fucking basketball,

little hairy fucker running all around, you know, always ends up on the skins team,

going by just a fucking, having one time playing fucking pickup hoop way back in the day. And there was

just this mountain of a man on the other team and we had no shame and it was shirts and skins,

and we wanted to be like, hey, buddy, you're fat enough that we're not gonna forget you, and we're

gonna remember that you're on the other team. But nope, he was like, hey, I don't want any preferential

treatment. I want to be treated just like everybody else. Okay, if everybody on my team is going

with skids, I'm going skids. So he takes off his fucking pocket T because what else is a giant

fucking person gonna wear but a pocket T? Shout out to people who make pocket T's. You know,

helping fatties around the world, sweatpants and pocket T's, you know, shout out to the people that

designed the dimensions for those for, you know, and then hand them off to those poor people that

make $3 a month to sew that giant, you know, they probably say in some sort of different language

other than English. Why would you put a pocket on a tarp? It's actually, this might be hard for you

to wrap your head around, but in other parts of the world there's such an abundance of food

that you're torso can get this fucking fatties. We'll be right back with chatter, questions and

sweatshop after these messages. I think that's a show. That should be on lifetime and I think

Tara Reed should host it or Brooke Burke. Remember all those shows back in the day?

And those travel things. Or didn't Tara Reed take over for Brooke Burke? Didn't I do a bit about that

with Kumia way back in the day and opiananthity? I don't remember. I have old brain. Was that a week

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