Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burnett's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday.

November 25th, 2019. What's going on? How are you? How's it going? Oh, my God, it's fucking Thanksgiving week.

Isn't that great? How exciting is Thanksgiving week? One of the great, this is the greatest week

of of the year provided you're not homeless out in the street, out in the loved ones. You know, if you actually have, if you've built some sort of life for yourself, okay, and you've been lucky, this is the best fucking week.

It's the best week, right? Nobody's working this week. Nobody. You know, it's working people in other countries. They're all working. They don't have Thanksgiving.

And I'll tell you right now, that's why that's why there's all this hatred of America.

You know, they're all jealous. They're all jealous of that fucking week we have in November when you only have to go to work for three fucking days.

That's why they're always nitpicking. Oh, everybody has a machine gun. Oh, you can't go to the mall anymore. Yeah.

It's called the balance of life. All right, you get a three day week every fucking Thanksgiving. I mean, every fucking November something has to give.

All right. You can't have your cake and eat it other countries. Why don't you guys quit nitpicking on us?

You know, as we defend the world and bring freedom to everybody, you just sit there and nitpick. All right. We make better movies than you.

You love our clothes. And when it really comes down to it, when it really comes down to it, you want to be fat driving a fucking convertible on your way to some greasy spoon, because you only got a three day fucking work week.

You know, and then we have an entire fucking day that just celebrates over reading. You understand that other countries.

I got you all jealous now. Don't I? There's no other thing. What are they doing in Germany? How they got October fest, which is in September for all you tourists don't try to go there in October. It's fucking over. It's celebrating the coming October when they would have the fucking harvest.

That's actually you know what I got to give it up to Germany. That doesn't get set a lot. I want to set a lot on podcasts before World War two. You know, you got to give it up to German. No, because they already had World War one. All right.

Germany and like fucking 1910. You got to give it up to those Germans. I'll tell you they're on to something with that iron horse.

You got to give it up to the Germans. That's a fucking great holiday. They make great beer. You bust your ass all year growing, you know, with your broad farm.

You're fucking Venus Schnitzel. You know, you're bringing it into fucking harvest. You're pulling it out of the ground where Venus Schnitzel comes from. What animal is that?

God, I don't know what the fuck it is. These are the average bridge bread, fucking pig, because I'll eat one of those motherfuckers.

And when they were done right before they were going to operate heavy machinery to cut down all of this fucking food. Right. What would they do? They would go out and get absolutely shit faced.

They dress like they were coming out of a fucking Kuku clock and they would get absolutely fucking hammered.

Puk all over their colorful socks and on their bare knees, right. Do some dance, you know, with their fucking wooden clogs. I know that's the fucking Netherlands. I don't give a shit. Right. And then the next day they'd be all fucking hung over hammered.

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