Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 11-2-23
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 2 November 2023
⏱️ 139 minutes
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Summary
Bill rambles about his morning, Manhattan Transfer, and Saturday Night Live with the lovely Nia.
(00:00) - (31:58) Thursday Afternoon Podcast
(32:13) - (01:50:47) Thursday Throwback
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrd, it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before |
| 0:08.4 | Friday, Monday morning podcast, and I'm just checking in on you. See, now you're doing |
| 0:19.6 | how are you? Yeah, you having a tough day. I had a tough day this morning. Oh, Jesus, I |
| 0:31.9 | fucking go out to get a cup of coffee, right? Because what else am I going to do? Huh? Grow |
| 0:37.0 | is a person. You know, am I going to challenge myself to be a better man? Am I going to get |
| 0:45.4 | out of my comfort zone? No, I'm going to go to the same fucking coffee shop, get the same |
| 0:50.2 | fucking coffee I always get, because it makes me feel safe. So I get myself a cup of coffee, |
| 0:57.7 | right? I get my wife her latte, make sure I get her latte, because you know, that's what you do. |
| 1:04.3 | Hey, honey, what are you, what would you like? You know, and then oh, he's thinking about me, |
| 1:08.5 | and then they fucking lay off for a couple hours. Nears over in the corner. So I'm going to be |
| 1:17.7 | talking a lot of shit about her until she comes over. Um, and what happens? Oh, fucking Billy |
| 1:24.6 | Goodheart. Oh, will he try to do the right thing? I fucking come home and then I realize, oh, |
| 1:31.0 | fuck, I was supposed to bring my car in for service. I forgot to do that. So I get the coffees to go. |
| 1:38.6 | What the fuck are you doing making a coffee to go? It was a fucking joke. I make it to go. |
| 1:45.0 | I bring it home, and then I'm going to go bring my car over for service, right? And I go to the |
| 1:50.2 | dealership. I don't give a fuck. Everybody's like, you know, it's fucking overdrive. Just give me a |
| 1:53.7 | whole lecture. Why, why you bring two dealership? They charge you more fucking, well, you know what, |
| 1:58.4 | because they use the fucking right parts. They got the manual in there and on, on, on, on, |
| 2:04.6 | a torque it down to some shit. I'm not going to some boot like just some fucking |
| 2:12.0 | satellite school, right? I go to Harvard wrote fucking Rhode Island. You know, they do that shit, |
| 2:19.0 | like those those adjacent schools, like I'm not doing that with the mechanic because the guy's |
| 2:23.3 | going to tell me that he's using genuine forward fucking parts. How the fuck do I know? I don't |
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