Monday Morning Podcast 10-30-23

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.7 • 34.1K Ratings

🗓️ 30 October 2023

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Bill rambles about the social media addiction, women talking, and nature videos.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on?
0:02.4	It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, October 30,
0:08.6	2023.
0:10.6	What's going on?
0:11.6	Oh, yeah, how's it going with you?
0:16.4	Are you in your car?
0:18.6	Do you hate your life?
0:22.0	It's not somebody else's fault.
0:25.5	You don't be a cunt.
0:27.5	Let him in and go get yourself a donut.
0:32.5	Oh, my God, I got a fucking headache.
0:38.3	I caught my son's cold.
0:41.3	Jesus Christ, I caught a cold.
0:43.4	That's the fuck.
0:44.4	You know why I caught a cold?
0:46.0	You know what?
0:47.0	That is, don't you?
0:48.0	Got that fucking vaccine?
0:50.9	He got vaccinated.
0:51.9	Now he got a fucking cold.
0:54.0	You know that was actually something somebody was saying on fucking social media, the worst
1:01.2	part of and the best part of my job is social media, social media because I can promote
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