Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for another edition of the Thursday afternoon just before Friday Monday morning podcast and

I'll check it in on you.

Sorry. What's going on? Everybody. How are you? Oh, Billy Freckles, Billy Freckles went back to his bad habit.

I had gone like a good 40, 50 days without smoking a cigar. I said, you know what I'll do? I'll smoke a little nub.

Connecticut rap nice and light. Oh, did I enjoy that fucker? Right? I'm just like that's cool. It's like half a cigar.

A couple of days later.

Maybe I'll swim these Laura gold tube thingies.

Somebody in my gal try one of those buddy. Mine just gave me the delicious. Oh, beautiful cigar. I'll have a root beer with it. Oh, tremendous.

Couple more days. Maybe I'll have another one of these fucking nubs and then this morning I woke up like, what are you doing? Stop it. So I shut it down. I've been shut it down totally, but you know,

it's my only vice I got left.

I'm going to have one maybe on Thanksgiving. Do you know what I want to do this year? I've really wanted to I've been wanting to do this for a long time. I want to deep fry a fucking turkey.

Well, somebody from Peter watches. No, I want to deep fry a turkey and but the problem is this year with the whole COVID thing, right?

And all you you guys who don't have science degrees not listening to the doctors and medical degrees and you just you just got it all figured as the big reset.

Right. So now COVID's, you know, completely out of control again, you know, because fuck everybody who works in hospitals, you know, fuck them. They should go and save your ass after you went out and did exactly what they told you not to do because it's not real.

Right. And all the shit you're looking at the internet. That's real. That's real. You know why? Because you need absolutely zero credibility. Any credits, any job hire or anything to post something on the internet. So that's where you want to go to get your information. The internet.

Anyway, I'm off my stump here. I want to deep fry a turkey, but the thing is, you know, it's just going to be me, my wife, my two lovely kids, beautiful kids.

So like, what am I doing with this whole fucking turkey? You know what I mean? So, I don't know, but everybody goes do it if you if you fucking deep fry a turnt. I watch the videos. I got the whole thing down. You do it in your driveway.

You go to Costco, you get 10 years supply of fucking bacon soda in case there's a grease fire. You take the frozen bird, you put it in first, then you fill up the liquid to see how much liquid you need.

Okay, you don't fill it up to the line and then stick the bird in because the bird takes up space and then it goes over the side hits that flame underneath ignites and you're on your wooden deck. And then you spray water at it and you burn down your fucking house.

I don't want to do that. All right, but I heard. I heard through the great. I saw it on the internet. Why just said everything's bullshit.

A lot of a lot of stuff is bullshit on the air in your web.

I want to do that really bad, but I mean, I guess I could get a smaller bird.

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