Hey! What's going on? It's Bill Burr. How are you? I got the video this time, huh? Look out, Joe Rogan! I'm coming for you, man.

Um, fucking with you. Someone will somehow try to make that negative. I'm back here at the troubadour.

I'm back here at the troubadour. One of the great places, rock-a-roll history, we're helping them out here by, uh,

you know, we're gonna be selling some posters, autograph posters that I signed those yet, I haven't, have a, all right?

Uh, autograph posters, and uh, help raise a little bit of money, help save these live venues,

for when the smart people, the doctors finally get a cure for this thing, right?

And then they can inoculate all the fucking dumb consul, well, we're a fucking mask.

We will not wear a mask. Speaking of that, I was, um,

how do I tell this story? I'm just, I'm just gonna tell it. I'm just gonna tell it to you.

I'm gonna tell it to you, and I'm gonna tell it to you. Um, just editing to your life right now.

Uh, all right, so I was telling this story about that gig I tried to do down, down, down, when I was down like the beach,

you know, and I showed up and the owner of the club wasn't wearing a mask and everybody was all jammed in,

and I was going like, I'm like, dude, where's your mask? And she was just like, oh, you're, are you from LA?

You know, long story short, I'm like, yeah, and she goes, oh, you know, we're down near the beach, you know, you don't get it.

You know, we got the breeze. She was trying to say that the breeze would just, I don't know, make the virus relax.

So it can like, you know, put its feet up with some shit, right? So, um,

you know, so what happens? I'm telling this story because it was ridiculous. It was fucking,

it's everything that makes the internet ridiculous. He went, when I was growing up,

you had to accomplish something to get published. You had to demonstrate, yeah, if you're going to be a talking head,

you had to get a, I don't know, some sort of degree something. Now, at the internet,

anybody can chime in, which is fine, but the problem is, is everybody thinks they're smart.

And the reality is, if you look at your high school transcript, you weren't that smart. Were you?

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