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Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 10-3-24

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 3 October 2024

⏱️ 141 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about Dikembe Mutombo, playoffs, and interplanetary travel.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast 

(33:30) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 10-3-16 - Bill rambles about The Ryder Cup, owning a Pit Bull, and dead people's guitars.

(01:47:31) -  Anything Better NFL Picks & Preview Week 5 with Paul Virzi


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on it's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning podcast and I'm just checking in checking it on you.

0:13.0

How's it going everybody?

0:17.0

I'm on my way up to Tacoma.

0:21.0

Washington tomorrow morning.

0:26.4

One more day here with the family bag,

0:28.4

east.

0:29.4

Get to play with the kiddos and everything.

0:31.6

Fly up there early tomorrow tomorrow I got a show at the Tacoma

0:36.0

fucking Casino and Resort facial Botox Center whatever the hell it's called.

0:41.6

I'm gonna have my first cup of coffee. I just

0:47.5

went out to get coffee. Half an hour ago! Or maybe I won't. Or maybe I won't. I kind of got it out of my system. It's been a great thing. I don't

1:01.4

know about coffee is fucking

1:03.2

A, it's fucking delicious, but I'm really starting to wonder like,

1:08.8

you know, I don't know.

1:11.1

It fucking dries you out, makes your shit come out like lava rocks unless you're

1:16.1

fucking drinking a gallon water every day. It tricks you into feeling like you're not tired

1:21.6

which fucks up your brain brain which leads to like Alzheimer's

1:25.2

in fucking dementia. But then there's all these other studies that's, you know, a cup of coffee

1:30.6

a day, they can't feed it's good for you I mean what do you believe?

1:35.7

Somebody sent me this video this absolute jerk off on Instagram and he was talking about

1:41.4

how to not deal with the what do you call it the in the

1:47.4

afternoon the crash from drinking coffee so he's giving you all these tips and I swear to God he's doing the

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