Monday Morning Podcast 10-7-24
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 32.8K Ratings
🗓️ 7 October 2024
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Summary
Bill rambles about Halloween costumes, landlord stories, and over-cuddling.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Monday morning |
| 0:03.4 | podcast for Monday, October 7, 2020, well, what's going on? Oh, yeah. How's it go? Jesus, October 7th. You know what, I'm going to |
| 0:19.8 | fucking start Christmas shopping right now. I'm going to knock it out. Right? Just |
| 0:27.5 | knock it out. Get it. What do you want? Huh? What do you want now? That's what they should call this time unless you're shopping for kids. |
| 0:38.0 | Okay, but if you got to buy something for an adult, that should literally be what you say. |
| 0:43.1 | It's not Merry Christmas. |
| 0:44.6 | It's not happy Hanukkah, happy Kwanza. |
| 0:48.2 | It's like, what the fuck do you want now? |
| 0:50.6 | Don't you have enough shit? now. |
| 0:53.0 | Don't you have enough shit? |
| 0:55.0 | Can't you just one year just be like, you know what, I don't want anything. |
| 1:01.0 | You know it'd be great, just fucking chilling out and having no bills in January. |
| 1:07.4 | Wouldn't that be awesome? |
| 1:08.6 | Ba-ba-da-da-da-ba-ba. |
| 1:11.3 | Oh, it's the holiday season. It starts with Halloween, and no one really knows that except |
| 1:19.5 | for kids and gay people. Everybody thinks it starts on fucking Thanksgiving. It doesn't. It starts October 31st. |
| 1:29.9 | So I'm with the kids right now. I'm trying to figure out, you know, |
| 1:32.3 | what the costumes are. |
| 1:34.5 | My son's going to be Angus Young from ACDC. |
| 1:38.6 | And then my daughter has some ideas. |
| 1:41.2 | We went to this costume store and they just have shit. You know what I mean? |
| 1:47.0 | Some fucking Spider-Man thing, Superman thing, Batman. |
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