4.8 • 32.8K Ratings
🗓️ 20 October 2016
⏱️ 88 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on is Bill Burr and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just |
0:05.2 | before Friday Monday morning podcast and just checking in on you. I'm just |
0:15.1 | checking in on you seeing how your weeks going. What are you doing? Are you driving |
0:19.2 | home? This podcast is a little late today. It's flying in Nashville. You're driving |
0:23.5 | home. Why don't you, you know, one of the things you should do is just try to |
0:27.5 | take a deep breath and just, you know, let people in. That just makes it go by so |
0:32.6 | much nicer. Be a courteous driver. Don't be a smirtyist driver when you always |
0:39.5 | has to fucking rhyme. You know what I mean? I love when they do. And you rhyme stuff. |
0:43.5 | It's easy to remember. They just treat you like a fucking child. Speaking of |
0:46.9 | which? Speaking of which, I just had a fucking credit card shut off on me |
0:51.7 | because when I was in Europe, I missed a fucking payment. It's gone for like a month. |
0:56.7 | But I came back. I paid him right back. And then I don't know what the fuck I, |
1:01.0 | you know, I left my house getting a kitchen done. Something happened. Bob a |
1:05.2 | bubble boo. I didn't get there in time. And they were just like, yeah, go fuck |
1:08.3 | yourself. You missed two payments in six months. So they're like, so like if you |
1:13.0 | want to reapply, it's like, I don't want to reapply. Just turn the fucking thing |
1:17.6 | back on. I sent, I gave you all the money. You got it and you think you just |
1:22.9 | wait for the check to clear. And the first lady said that they were going to |
1:27.4 | turn it back on. You know, after I talked to them for like, like an hour, not |
1:32.0 | an hour, it felt like an hour. It's probably like eight minutes. That's not |
1:34.9 | true. It was the usual bullshit. You know, you get on there and it's just like, |
1:38.1 | hi, who am I speaking with? And then I always say my name and they go, what's your |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from All Things Comedy, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of All Things Comedy and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.