Monday Morning Podcast 10-24-16

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.8 • 32.8K Ratings

🗓️ 24 October 2016

⏱️ 137 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about emergency landings, not checking out and 60 minutes.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on?
0:02.4	It's Bill Byrne.
0:03.2	It's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, October 24th, 2016.
0:10.4	Oh, we're getting down to it.
0:12.2	Oh, those little kids are going to be coming by for the candy, right?
0:16.0	Oh, those cute little kids.
0:18.0	Yep.
0:19.0	Cute until they're about seven.
0:20.6	And then they start thinking they know shit, right?
0:23.0	And then they fucking start showing up.
0:24.5	I swear to God.
0:26.6	You know, if they're almost eye level, you know, you ought to be able to just get, they
0:29.5	get the fuck outta here.
0:30.5	Go buy your own guy.
0:31.5	You're getting a fucking paper, you're bummed, right?
0:34.8	The first hour hour and a half of Halloween is great.
0:37.7	The kids are so fucking cute.
0:39.1	The parents are all excited.
0:40.8	It's really what it is.
0:41.8	Like the cutoff for fucking Halloween should be roughly about eight years old.
0:45.8	And then everybody else should just go fuck off.
0:47.6	Go put your fucking, you know, put your virtual reality glasses on and go shoot a bunch
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